Funny Quotes, Jokes, sms on India vs Pakistan match

Funny Jokes and Quotes on India VS Pakistan World Cup Semifinal Match.

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Jeet chukay ham her jang
Ab yeh bazi bhi hamari hai
Australia ko maar chukay
Ab Pakistan ki baari hai…

India Chalega toh wat lagegi, india bolega toh wat laggi, India khelega toh wat laggi.

dudh mangege to kheer denge match mangege to cheer denge…

Dil manga to jaan denge aur match aur kashmir manga toh paki ko farrh denge

hum doudh b ly gy hum kheer b ly match k sth india ki hamsheer b ly gy……GEO PAKISTAN……………………………….

Pakistan’s next 5 cricket matches …
April 2: Pakistan vs Ponnani Government Higher Secondary School
April 5: Pakistan vs BVB Boys School , Kunnamkulam
May 3: Pakistan vs Alappuzha Ladies College
May 5: Pakistan vs Pogo Primary school (I std to 5th std), Ernakulam
Afridi: Its tough time for us. But we will do the Best… Our aim – Defeat the Pogo primary school, because lot of players are young and energetic..

What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Pakistani Innings.

What is the Pakistani version of a hat-trick?
3 runs in 3 balls

Where do Indian Players perform there best?
Ans: In Advertisements.

india v pak 2011 semifinal match funny pictures
Jokes and Quotes on India VS Australia Match

Ponting, apni biwi se:Mujhe chai to dena..
Biwi ne plate me chai daal ke diya.
Ponting ghusse se bola:Cup mein daal ke do!
……Biwi: CUP to tera Baap Dhoni le jayega isi me peene ki aadat daal.

In the confrontation between the stream
and the rock, the stream always wins
- not by strength but by perseverance.de ghuma ke

Bari Barsi khatan giya se khat ka leyndi aari .aaj haraya asi Australia nu hun agli Pakistan de vari……burraaaaaaaaaaa

India is going to win the world cup 101% want to know why?
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virende”R”a,
s”A”chin,
yuvra”j”,
gaut”A”m,
patha”N”,
dhon”I”,
virat “K”ohli,
harbh”A”jan,
z kha”N”
m pa”T”el,
r as”H”win
Jis team me ho Rajanikanth wo kabhi haaregi kya?
Pakistan tu toh gya aab..yanna raskala.

Dabanng’e Dialougue – By DHONI
Afridi aur Akhtar se darr nhi lagta Saahab
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Munaf aur Nehra se lagta hai…

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  • Manav

    Abhe salo tum logonko respect
    Ka matlap nahi jante,
    Tum logonko kuch work nahi
    Is leeye cricket dekhke aisa jagad rahe
    Hai ki tum logonko insaniat & humanity
    Jantehi nahi, tum logo cricket keliye
    Kharcha karne se acha garibonko kharcha karo, bhuke huye logonnko khana khilav
    Aise karne se ham sabhi ka jeevan swarthak
    Ho jayega, yehi jimdagi ka makshad hi,
    Think positive, garib log hindostan & pakistan dono me unka bhalayiki ke
    Liye socho, so dont waste money, time & energy for waste people & waste purpose.

  • Danish Khan

    mubarak ho india walo Pura india mamo Banne wala hai kyo k sania mirza mamo banne wala hai…….

  • pak ass tan

    Katte lund fuckistani kutte. Kuch to Sharam chahiye aap ki. Baap baap hota hai, aur beta #$:%$&*&

  • Zeeshan

    hahah haroon nice answer iin mader chodon ko sub seekheingye hum bhai itna chota pakistan hi u aoo aur mita do bharwon itna tu goo hai nahin k yahan a sako gandon apneya baapon ko bulateya hoo bhool gaye major aziz bhati shaheed ko agra tak tumhein chodta howa ayea tha woh gando tumhari sheela randi aur tumhari munni us sa bari rundi sachine tu hai hi gando itni umer tak koi hi player kheleya record ban hi jateya hain

  • true indian

    pak ko har bar harate aaye hai hum indian…cricket me to indians ki baat hi kuchh alag hai….dekha na world cup kaisi wat lagai…paki players match fixing kartey…to samjh lo iska matlab kya hai…pakistan ke khoon me hi gaddari bhari hui hai…islam kya tum log to insaan ke naam pe bhi dhabba ho….bhagaude kahi ke….ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuckkkkkkkkkk u paààa
    kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkì§ťàñ

    • Rahul Raj

      doston kab tak..hindu muslim bolkar ladte rahoge…insaan insaan ko samjo..thats it..or zindagi enjoy karo.. kabhi kisi bura bolkar kyu dukhana..May god bless u..

  • true indian

    pak ko har bar harate aaye hai hum indian…cricket me to indians ki baat hi kuchh alag hai….dekha na world cup kaisi wat lagai…paki players match fixing kartey…to samjh lo iska matlab kya hai…pakistan ke khoon me hi gaddari bhari hui hai…islam kya tum log to insaan ke naam pe bhi dhabba ho….bhagaude kahi ke….

  • indian

    (1) muslim apni bahan se nikah kyon
    karta hai aur apni bahan ka dhoodh
    kyon pita hai, jabki duniya ke koi aur
    mazhab religion mai aisa nai hota hai,
    kya muslim bhenchod itne advance ho
    gaye hai ki inhone sex ke liye apne rishedaro ki choot leni suru kar di
    hai….. (2) muslim itne zahil kaise hote
    hai, yeh
    bhosdi wale suwar ki aulad mecca
    madina mai devil ko stone maarne jate
    hai jabki wahan koi devil ya ghost nai hota, yeh log maderchodo ko apne
    allah ki choot mai stone maarna
    chahiye jisne muslimo ko yeh gaandu
    harkat karne ko kaha….. (3) allah ne
    quran name ki ek randi
    book likhi hai isme muslimo ko char char nikah karne ko kaha gaya hai
    jabki gaandu musalman sirf apni bhen
    ki chaat pate hai tamam jindgi…… (4)
    quaran ki janib muslims 4-4 nikah
    kar sakta hai aur sirf talak talak 3 baar
    bol ke talak le sakta hai, aise gaandu rule maderchod allah ne kyon banaye
    uski bhen ka lavda maru utha utha
    ke…. (5) muslms maderchodo ko
    gaandu
    allah ne zihad karne ko kaha hai quran
    mai chahe tum lakho begunaho ko mar do, for example: afghanistan,
    pakistan,iraq in jagah par muslim zihad
    ke name par begunaho ko maar rahe
    hai, ab wo allah maderchod kahan
    chhupa baitha hai…. (6) yeh muslim
    afhanistan pakistan aur iraq mai ek dusre ko khud maar rahe
    hai, yeh hai in maderchodo ka zihad….
    (7) muslims apni aulado ko school na
    bhez kar islami talim dete hai aur zahil
    bana dete hai, unke dimag ka
    brainwash kar dete hai, zihad ke liye uskate hai, yeh bacho par zulm nai to
    kya hai…… (8) muslims aurto par bhi
    zulm karte
    hai wo b bhare bazar kya yeh b allah
    bhosdiwale ne bola hai
    (9) duniya mai 99% terrorist muslims hai kya allah bhosdiwala ke pas koi
    jawab hai…. (10) terror failane ke liye
    yeh muslims
    paisa nashe ki kheti se kamate hai jaise
    afghanisan aur pakisan, kya yeh
    maderchod allah ko pata hai ki nasha ka saman bechna kitna bada zurm
    hai….. ….Tum bhosdi walo muslim ko
    koi
    bolne wala hai ki tum jis desh mai rahte
    ho wahan ke rule fallow kyo nai
    karte…India mai rahte ho par vande matram bolne mai saram aati hai, mulk
    ki ibaadat ki baat bolna galat lagta hai
    tumko….France mai rahte ho par wahan
    ke rule fallow nai karna chahte….
    Bhosdi walo sirf tumhare mulk mai itni
    pabadi hai non muslimo par..’

    • guest’s father

      oYe hello plz cntrl Ur self !!!!!!

      • Musalmaan

        hey hey, plz dnt abuse…..v aren’t lyk thm…..v R MUSLIMS!!!! and v R prouD 2 B….AND U Mr.Guest agr apko kuch bolna hai tou phle Qura’an Paak meaning k saath parh k dkho samjho usse….kia pata Inshallah tm b Musalman ho jao !!!

    • khan

      teri maa ki chud bhosde waale teri gaND ME bumb lagaunga tu ruk tere khaaadhann udd da dunga..;?

    • hassan

      randi k bache hindu to gando hote hain apni behno ko chudwate hain jb me india aya tha to maine tere bhagwan ko choda tha jbi to wo chudu jesa mon bna k mandir me betha hua hai chudakar sala or jo teri kitab hai geeta us me to chudne ki takeeben likhi hui hain gando to bi mjh se chud le a k bharwe

      • sandeep pandit ( proud to be indian)

        bahan ke lodeeeeeeeeeee agar kaayaada bola na toh pakistaan mai aa kar teri puri com ko choodh dunga aur phir jo nazayaz aulad paidaa hongi unhae zindagi bahar paalte rehana bahan ghood aur apni bahan se puchiyon ki use kis lund se chudana pasand hai pata hai kya kahegi hindustani lund aur esa kahne ka bhi reason hai kunki hindustani lund ki pedaaish toh aur teri bahan dono hai kunki tera baap toh khasua hai chaaka magar kuch bhi kahoon pakistani chuth chodne mai kafi maza aata hai aur jab woh ya allah kahti hai toh chuth maarne ka alag hi maza hai samjhe katuoon aur apni bahan se bolana ki jaayada na chudh waaye warna chuth ka bam bosada ho jaayega waise pakistan mai chuth ka bahoo kaya hai

        • Danish Khan

          Mubarak HO Bhai Logo Pura India Mamo banne Wala Hai Sania Mirza Maa banne wali hai…ja bhosre k tere Bhen ko to chood dia hamare malik ne gano indians

          • INDIAN

            Madarchod Bhik me mila desh or kata hua land lekar rangbazi dikha raha hai,madarchod tere land ki chamdi mein dam nahi hai ke land ke supare ko phhad sake isliye to pehle hi kaat dete hain sale cutpiece

      • Aditiya Chopra

        saalo aur kitni bejatti karaoge pakistan ki waise he vo obama pakistan ki izzat chod ke gaya hai………

    • akash

      Mai n

    • adil

      hi u know man iam indian but 2day i c ur msg and feel shame how u abuse any relgin becuze india is word bigest mix culture socity anekta main ekta d day ia heart iam also muslim but 1st im indian and i love my cuntry i respect the all religen of the world but ur not indian uknow y if ur indian u cant heart any prsn

    • pinky_baloch@hotmail.com

      shut upppp aukat kia tum logon ki india ke tukron pe palne waloon, begairtoon hamare mazhab ko kiyoon beech main larahe ho, besharmo, kuch khoaf karo Allha, ke usska azab na aajae tum logon par, behaya log,mardod ki aulad..aur hamein fakhar hai ke hum muslim hain, hum khushnaseeb hain ke hamara religion iss universe ka sab best religion hai..iss lie toh itne saare non muslim islam kabool kar rahen, hamein tumhare jesse begairtoon ki parwah nhi..

    • Atif

      tum apne apko india bolte ho bahut bekar ho tum . I am an indian nad i am a muslim.

    • Om

      re o launde, jabaan ko thaam bhi le karein kabhi kabhi, inne kya teri dadi chodi thi.. bhosdi ka faltu bolo jaa reha.. thoda tu likh thoda wo likhenge.. behn ke land takleef hume ho jo yahan chupchap comment padhe.. aur bhosadi ke ye apna naam indian badal.. saala unhe gaali deke hume bhi khilwa raha hai

    • ASIF

      ABEERA MAAAAAA KAA BOO TR HINDU SALE TERA MAA KAA BOORR NEE TO TERAA SALA KAMINA NAHI KAMINA NAHI KAMINO SALE TERA TO EK BHAGWAN TO HAI NAHI TERA MAA KAA BOOR 1000 THO TERA BHAGWAN HAI SALA KON GALI DEGA MERA ALLAH KO SALA KON INDIAN HAI BAHAG TERA MAA KAA NAKAA

    • Muslim

      Ustagfirulaallah- Zahannnami
      The above statement shows ur character U Uneducated , Uncultured Uncivilized pimp. Kis Harami ki aulad hai tu Use Harami ke khitab se nawazna chahiye

    • Muskan

      oh My God ………… really u r so stupid shame on u huh

  • shivam singh

    hind hindu hindustan mita denge pakistan

    • khurshid

      hidu hidustan nahi dear hindostan means hind stan he hamara not only hindu ok dear .if u don’t know about our history then please read it after then u comment ok..or ye naam IQBAL ne bola tha “sare jahan se achha hindostan hamara”.

  • “MARATHA”

    salo sirf 5 min me pure pakistan ko dafan kar denge..amcha naad karaycha nay
    BHARAT MATA KI JAY

  • ShahbAZ

    Hary 0h hrami0 ap kis bAP sy panga ly rahe h0.. 65 ka brkfst lah0re krny k lie j0 nikley thy umer ber ka khana bh0ol gae..bki reh gai crckt ki bAat t0 Asia cup ka intzar kr0 dh0ni sy le k Nehra tak sub ki phaty Gi… Wesy aaj kal j0 hum jeet rahy hain 0r Aap ki vat lag rai ha.. Jeal0us t0 h0ty h0 ge kher w8 4 asia cup phr dkhna kia h0ta ha ap k sath… Pakistan zindaBad.. Kashmir Bany ga Pakistan..

  • proud to be an indian

    inqalab zindabadh

    arz kiya hain doodh mango ge toh khheer denge agar kuch hor manga pakistanio to tumhare ma bhen ko chodenge !

    • Muskan

      shame on u

  • Zubair

    Abhe hejro blade indian aap log kya peshap karoge aap k to peshap k nale ko to ham
    nay kab ka band kardeya hai aur aap log peshab k baat salo kameno badan say tere itne gande smel jaate hai pore india main itna smel bechare muslim in say
    tang achoke hai india k aur agar mere bas main hua to
    har aik blade indian keleye aik
    atom bomb banakar sab ko auradn salo kamino apne auqat dek kar bat kya karin

    • proud to be an indian

      abhe sale zubair gande nale ke kide tu kya india ko udae ga tera bap bhi aa jaye toh vo bhi nhi kuch kar sakta pakistan pas apne ghar mein bathroom banane ke liye paise nhi usne apne mulk ke sare aure jisme tere ma bhen bhi aate hain wo america ke top most gasti khane mein girwi rakh ke to loan liya hain sale apne aap mein bada bante hain

      • shinwari khan

        pakistan vs india series honi chahya. india ki maa chud gai aur bathca bhe da dya name to bata do batcha ka gautam means ghando.kholi kotay ka batcha.nehra means na raha india.chawla means chod gaya da diya india ko pora lund da diya.

  • Zubair

    Abe kameo hejro k aolad bharatyon aap logo ko to australia nay dho dala aur england k to hm nay dhol choka day wo england jenho na aap logo ko aap k maa yad delaye te abe hejron k aolad sharam to karo tora
    baap of india pakistani i love pak team

  • Zubair

    Pakistan zindabad india murdabad (baap of india)

    • omkar

      phale y pata kar le ki tera baap kon hai fir batna ki india ka hai ki pakistan ka hai

    • yug

      india zindabad pakistan murdabad ( Grand father of Pakistan)

  • Zubair

    Abe salo kameno indian tumhare to australia nai wat lagade aur hum nay eng ko dhol jhoka d agar hemat hai to samne aa dar laga ta hai aap ko isslye to ham say kelnahe sakte aur drtain ho tere maa k aise k tese sale kameno pta nahe kahan say aaye huwe ho hejro k aolad
    (india ka baap)pakistan i love pakistan

  • anubhav

    teri maa ka
    ok
    ab sun
    teri maa ke bur ko apne laura se gudguddi karo
    bahinchod sab
    teri bahin ke bur me bhatta kholo
    teri maa ki
    ank
    teri maa ke bur me 26 holes

  • hemant

    Pakistan me maa ki

  • sampat.bhabar21025@gmail.com

    pakistan pakistan lund jaisa pakistan katwo ka pakisan dhokebaj mtlab pakistan agar pure indian ek sath pesab kare na to pure pakistan main baad aa jaye salon kutto samne se war to kar nahin sakte pit piche tumhari maa chud wate ho tum ko marne ke liye hum ko hathyar ki jarurat nahin ham mot de na tum aise hi mar jao

  • tani

    INDIA KE MADARCHODO WORLD CUP JEET KER ZYADA ITRAAO MAT. WARNA NAAMO NISHAN MIT JAYEGA INDIA KA. PAKISTAN ZINDABAD

    • sunny

      maderchod ke mut apni ookat me rh kar bat kar nahi to gand tod dunga maderchod ki

    • Sandeep

      Ek baap ki beti hi to india ke kisi bhi mard ko apni kand de ke dekh phad na dali to bolana

    • akansh

      madrchod tu ladki hai na pakistan k mardo ka kya saman kat liya gya h jo ab laundiyo ko age chudwane k liye chod diya

    • gunjan

      abe kate land ke… madarchod…. labde lasan….

  • TIGER

    ABE PAKISTANI HIZRO, SALO RAND KI PEDAISH, YE TO SUN TU PAIDA KAISE HUA-YE ANGREJO KI CHAL THI. GHNDHIJI KO FATA CONDOM PAHNA K JINNA KI GAND MARWA D.USI SE PAIDA HUE HO SALO.INDIA B TERI MA 3 BAAR CHOD CHUKA H. AB TO PAK PREGNANT HO K BACCH (BALOOCHISTAN) B KARNE WALA H. U MOTHERFUCKERS…HAHAHA

  • paki ke maaki

    india toh maar gaya tumahari

  • http://www.TheBackBenchers.com Ankul Gautam

    Matherchod pakistaniyon tumne bharat mata ko gali dekar apni aukat dikha di na.salon hijda to tumhara Shoaib hai jise pakistan main ladki pasand ni aayi.
    Chutiye,fuddu,
    pakistani.

    • rana atif chohan rajpoot

      abe salo hmare shohaib ne tmhare india me a kr tmhari behen sania ko utha lia or tm dekhte rahe isi se pta chalta he k tm ktne bare kanjr ho

      • HARISH

        TO TUM KYA HO………………KINNAR

    • tumhari maa ko chodne wala pakistani

      apni bhen ko nilam krne wale bharwon
      maa ke loron
      match ke waqt tumhare baap ne hath jor kr paon pakar kr bheek mangi thi ke cup hamein de do is liye hum har gae
      sale haram ki nasal ke

  • sab ka pyo

    ab koi n lare ga…. jo lara us ki maa me se………………………………………………………………………………………………..: aqalmand lgte ho sb

  • wolverine

    hahaha hahah hahah. yaar waisay tum logo ki bachiya bohat tight hai..saalo apnay jejay kay moulk ko bura kehtay ho.. or naya maal aya hai ? aik or shoaib bhejay… waisay hi tumnay heejaro ki faujh jaama kar rakhi hai. isliye tumhari larkia paroos kay larko per nazar rakhti hai. slumdog loser..ICC apni larkia bhejo or apni baat manwaooo

  • sajad

    BHART MATA KE MAA KE CH**T.

    • kavin

      These pakistan fans don even deserve to be talked yaro… kyo kutto ke mooh lagte ho….. bharat mata ki jai….. see some sajad ..what he has written……….. must be orphan….. no problem sajad you are excused.. jab hum kasab ko khana khila sakte hai tumhare baap dada ko bhi pal sakte hai………. just see ur offsprings are not like you…. world’s changing fast

      • Ali

        Huh, u assholes, we dont a fuk to u guys! so called Bharat mata, i’m waiting for the day when Sikh;s will have their own country and Muslims over there will have their own..
        U bloody hindus, muslims have fuked u in your land india for more than 10 decades, haha, remember Ghori… who destroyed your somnat.. Muhammad Bin Qasim and much more..
        Chhoti soch k logo baray ho jao.. Apni matti se he so called bhagwan bna k usi ko pujte ho.. sharm hay for human beings!
        shit people like you..

    • shashank

      teri maa ki chut to hum hindustani chodenge

    • indian

      kiyu teri ma ki nahi he kaya abe tu nikala kaise gaand se

  • zoha

    hum world cup hary nahi tum logon ko bheek mai de diya hy itna roye thy k pak walon se bardasth hi nahi huwa de diya india k faqeeron ko

    • abhinav

      ha….ha….ha….. let me admit, this has got to be the funniest quote i have ever come across

      • atif

        oy indian kutto bhonkna bnd kro

    • shashank

      are rand tumare ko pak humne bhik me hi diya hai tu ek raat humare saath gujar word cup bhi de denge

    • tani

      tu apni maa behen biwi or beti ko pakistan bhej de chudne ke liye 2015 ka bhi world cup le lena. saale hinjde tameez nahi hai tujhe ladkiyo se baat karne ki. randi ki aulad.

      • aj_ajit

        chinal tani tujhe to tri hi pakistan ke kutton se chudwahoonga chinal,, randi ,,ladki hai kya aur hai baat karne ki tammeez nahi hai

  • saleem shady

    at last… india hi jheeti …aur yr leave nw the quarrel yr.. grow up..!! nw lets get united to make our nation more strong.

  • de em

    pehle haraa chuke hai Gooro ko .. ab haraiye ge haraam khoro ko or phir baari aaye gee sita ke choro ke… Chuk de India

  • ggg

    all bloody are here

  • indian

    Guys dnt fight.. its just cricket match .. uske thorugh we shukd make our relation strng.. na ki use aur badtar banaye.. :)

    • great pakistani

      i like u r think but koi kisi k bhai ko gali de to bardasht nahi hota

  • INDIAN

    CRICKET KO JUNG MAT SAMJO IS ME EK KI JEET OR DUSRE KI HAAR HOTI HAI ……. IS ME KOI BADI BAAT NAHI.

  • mohammed faisal

    pakistan sunla bheek ma dhood mangaga tho kheeer denga kashmir mangaga tho cheer denga,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, understand u ……

    • great pakistani

      dear saley sahib tum baap kese ban gae baap to hum bane ge tumhare.abhi to tum log saley ho.apne behan jo di sania

      • hritik

        are bhavde pakistani india ka ek state kafi hai
        tumari maa , bhain ek kardenge aur world map
        se pakistan ka namu nishan mitadenge
        samajgaya na maderchod…..
        tumari bhain ko chodun….saleee

  • Raj

    Pakistan ki …..
    Baap se panga lene chale the.

    Kunton ko aaj tak ye bhi samajh me nahi aa raha hain
    ki BAAP, BAAP hota hai aur beta beta hota hain.

    • mohammed faisal

      samjao sala ko baap sa panga lera pakistani,sala thumare pak.. ma hai kya bolo? kkuch nahi sivai loot mar,mujraa,,,,
      etc

  • ambani abu

    ab dhoyega dilshan tumlogon ko worldcup goes for sirilanka ;) yes we will win

  • ambani abu

    sachin k chakay kidhar gaye pasinay nikal diye thay india walon k pakistani bowlers ne hahahha or tumhara yuvraj tou pehli bol par chud gaya tha sab k muu kyu latak gaye thay sehwag ki 50 b nai banay diye kyu 300+ dayne walay thayna lussi salon

  • true lover of india

    pakistan ka baap india tha hai rehega

  • adv

    abe india sabka baap hai
    sachin is god of cricket pakistan to mit gaya hoga sharam se agar na mita ho to batao indian apne ghar se ek – ek gilas pani dal denge to pakistan dunia ke nakse se mit jayega

  • True Indian

    Ab pata chal gaya …kisne kiski mari….Jake tel se malish karwa lena…ya yahi se karwa k bheje….Well done Indian Team…:)

  • http://google.com funkey

    hann yaar tum paki to GAY hi hon as u said hum tou gay ..hahahaana .

  • amn_india

    Jo maza Pakistan ki haar main
    Na ishq main na pyar main
    Na motor main na car main
    Na dil main na dildar main
    Jo maza Pakistan ke haar main
    Na ghar main na bazar main
    Na Bagh main na bahar main
    Na 7 samandar paar main
    Jo maza Pakistan ke haar main
    Na aam main na anaar main
    Na chatni main na achar main
    Na hichki main na dakaar main
    Jo maza Pakistan ke haar main
    Na tape main na vcr main
    Na sur main na taal main
    Na payal ke jhankar main
    Jo maza Pakistan ki haar ma

  • http://jhon_lovly7@yahoo.com umair

    indian dogs not allowed in worldcup final

    • http://pinkirani.pink@gmail.com pinkirani

      pakistani dogs not allowd indian worldcup final

  • No0n3

    aj kal India k CHAKKAY bht uchal rahay hain…chalo koi baat na3 match main hisab kitab hojaye ga…:p

    • alok

      m**********d itne chakke padenge na ki tere afridi ,gul aur baki k 9 saale khusre bann jayenge

      • alok

        bhi aaj tak to jeete nai ho worldcup ,ai aur aa gye ab marwane india me…1992 mai miadad bola uski maari,1996 mai aamir sohail bola uski maari,1999 mai salim malik ki maari,2003 mai akram ki maari aur ab poori team ki **** maregi saalon…..

  • No0n3

    India wal0n apni AUQAT mat bholo…Afridi 0r Umer Gul r r3ady 2 fac3 u…

    • true indian

      aukat hum nhi bhul rhe isiliye alfridi or umer se nhi dar rhe … :P

      • atif

        abe kutto 65 ki jang bhool gae or tmhari baji sania ki phar di he hm ne koi or maal aya he to btao abi ek shohaib kunwara he

  • Mizzy

    India 0 For 9 On Wednesday

  • The Indian Spirit

    Munni tau waise hi badnaam hai..Sheela ki jawani bhi tere haath nahi aani..Pakistan, apne captain se kaho apni ‘Balls’ sambhal ke rakhein..Tendulakar aa raha hai… :)

    • Iindia ka Bap

      india ki phar den gae

      • chandan

        kitani bar fadu tumhari hum indian hai samne se ate hai tumhari tarah pichhe se nahi
        bachhe ho bachhe ki tarah rahana nahi to Bade hi nahi hone denge

      • amn_india

        hum tumhari….

      • hidustani

        pehle apni sil le baad me india ki sochna

      • Baap of Pakistan

        Auqaat pe aa jao to jyada achchha rahega……India ki bhikh mein di hui zameen par jee rahe ho aur usi ko bol rahe ho…. :)

        • No0n3

          chal be bhikariyon tm log hamaray tukron pe pal rahay ho….or ye zammeen humnay khud hasil ki warna tm log tou kisi bhekari ko bheek bhi nahe de saktay….

        • tumhari maa ko chodne wala pakistani

          abey aaukat mein reh oo maa ke lorey tumhari bhen ko to chudwane bheja hai ab kiya apni maa ko bhi bhejne ka irada hai india mein hai kiya kuuton 70% to muslims hi hain randi ki naslon

  • MR. INDIA

    Indian Team Penalized by Animal Activists for Hunting 11 Kangaroos yday…Team To Pay Penalty by Hunting 11 terrorists.Next Wednesday.mission begins.Bleed blue.

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  • ravi singh rajput

    pakistaniyo sambhal jao…..
    nahi to etni jor se lagayenge ki fat hi jayegi aur awaj v nahi aayegi……………
    ………….jay bharat……………….

  • Indian

    sheela hamari jawan hai,munni hamari badnam hai par patan tumra begam nawaz hai…

    • No0n3

      Pagal k bachay pehlay PATHAN ki sp3lling tou likhna seekh baad main kch kehna…HUM HAIN  PAKISTANI HUM TOU JEETAIN GAY BHAE JEETAIN GAI.. 

      • hidustani

        areeeeeeee ooooooooooooo kutte ke bachhe usne to sirf pathan ki spelling hi galat likhi he tune to spelling ki spelling hi galat likhi he or whi nhi teri jyada ter spelling galat he …….. weise bhi tu spelling thik kerta beitha reh udher hum world cup le aayenge

        • No0n3

          wo team kya jeetay ge jisay ye hi nahe maloom kay NOODLES khana hai k peena hai…DUUFFFEERRRSSS….

      • lalit kashyap

        ghanta jeet gaye ab pakad har hindustani ka bari bari

  • ALI

    MARD maidan mai bolte wait for 30 march

    • Hindustani

      Hindustan Team Ke Sar Pe Sawar Run Ka Bhoot..Aus.ne Diya Pant M Moot..Ab Pakistaniyo ZORSE BOLO …Afridi Ki MAA Ki BAHAN KI CH**T…..

      BAAP – BAAP HOTA H BETA -BETA HOTA HAI…..::)

    • http://theback-benchers.com TERA BAAP

      india jitega

  • Shah

    Pakistan se dushmani achi nahi India!!!
    Sheela teri jawan hay, Munni teri badnam hay aur Captain hamara pathan hay!

    • whats there in name

      pathano ke shouk ke bare me maloom hai hume, aur wo shouk bhi pura hogaa yaha kyo ki hum marne me bahut wishwash rkhte hai

    • http://theback-benchers.com TERA BAAP

      mithayi mangoge to kheer denge .cup mangoge to chee………….r denge. samjh lollzzzzzzzz;-)

      • true indian

        hum wrld cup mangne nhi wale aap logo se chenne wale hain :P

        • rizwan

          to kia 2003 me tmharey hathoon mein kerhy par gaey they world cup pakarh he na paey

    • Hindus

      abe india ka khate ho hamare dwara di gayi bhik ki jameen par rahte ho or hamse hi dusmani karte ho………..Jeet chukay ham her jang
      Ab yeh bazi bhi hamari hai
      Australia ko maar chukay
      Ab Pakistan ki baari hai…

    • Chandan

      Bhokane wale kutte katate nahi !!
      Aur Katane Wale Kutte Bhukate Nahi Qki Sher Sher Hota Hai Aur Kuta Kuta Hota Hai !! Ha Ha Ha Ha

    • YADAV

      INDIAAAAAAAA INDIAAAAAAAAA.. Pak ki to chaaddi utarne wali he 30 ko…

    • niru

      aa dekhe jara kisme kitna hai dum,jum ke rakhna kadam because india ki dharti par kadam rakhna khatro de khali nahi hai ye hum bhi jaante hai aur tum log to bahut acchi tarah se jaante hoge aur nahi to apne purkho se puch lo

    • RANBIR KAPOOR

      MAGAR BAAP INKA HINDUSTAN HAI………

      • shaaan

        ya to hum na cup tum logo ko beek mai diya hai tmhara vazer na manga hai

    • Baap of Pakistan

      Sheela humari jawan hai,
      Munni humari badnam hai.
      Jitne runs Sachin ne maare,
      Utna hi sq. ft. Pakistaan hai……..lol…….

      • Alum

        Bahut khub pakistaan k baap bahut khub… superb . sabse achha comment raha aapka.. chaaa gaye guruuuuuu

    • ray

      sheela humari jawan hai, munni humari badnam hai..aur jitne run sachin ne banaye hain..utna square feet tumhara pakistan hai LOLLLL

    • mohammed faisal

      pakistan tho bachha hai beta, india uska baap hai beta,ab bol kissa kisko dusmani achi nahi,akhir bacha baap karna sa paida hota,aur rahi baat pathan ki yaha humko kiski kaisa phodna acha ata samja.

    • DON

      BAKWAAS NAA KAR OYE

    • baap

      salao marne ke siway a tume aata kaya hai butnie ke kabi indian se world cup me gitye ho……..

      • HAROON

        INDIA KO WOLD CUP SANIA BHABHI KI WAJA S GIFT KIA HA SALOO