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Posted March 28, 2011 by The Back Benchers Team in Jokes
 
 

Funny Quotes, Jokes, sms on India vs Pakistan match

Funny Jokes and Quotes on India VS Pakistan World Cup Semifinal Match.

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Jeet chukay ham her jang
Ab yeh bazi bhi hamari hai
Australia ko maar chukay
Ab Pakistan ki baari hai…

India Chalega toh wat lagegi, india bolega toh wat laggi, India khelega toh wat laggi.

dudh mangege to kheer denge match mangege to cheer denge…

Dil manga to jaan denge aur match aur kashmir manga toh paki ko farrh denge

hum doudh b ly gy hum kheer b ly match k sth india ki hamsheer b ly gy……GEO PAKISTAN……………………………….

Pakistan’s next 5 cricket matches …
April 2: Pakistan vs Ponnani Government Higher Secondary School
April 5: Pakistan vs BVB Boys School , Kunnamkulam
May 3: Pakistan vs Alappuzha Ladies College
May 5: Pakistan vs Pogo Primary school (I std to 5th std), Ernakulam
Afridi: Its tough time for us. But we will do the Best… Our aim – Defeat the Pogo primary school, because lot of players are young and energetic..

What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Pakistani Innings.

What is the Pakistani version of a hat-trick?
3 runs in 3 balls

Where do Indian Players perform there best?
Ans: In Advertisements.

india v pak 2011 semifinal match funny pictures
Jokes and Quotes on India VS Australia Match

Ponting, apni biwi se:Mujhe chai to dena..
Biwi ne plate me chai daal ke diya.
Ponting ghusse se bola:Cup mein daal ke do!
……Biwi: CUP to tera Baap Dhoni le jayega isi me peene ki aadat daal.

In the confrontation between the stream
and the rock, the stream always wins
- not by strength but by perseverance.de ghuma ke

Bari Barsi khatan giya se khat ka leyndi aari .aaj haraya asi Australia nu hun agli Pakistan de vari……burraaaaaaaaaaa

India is going to win the world cup 101% want to know why?
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virende”R”a,
s”A”chin,
yuvra”j”,
gaut”A”m,
patha”N”,
dhon”I”,
virat “K”ohli,
harbh”A”jan,
z kha”N”
m pa”T”el,
r as”H”win
Jis team me ho Rajanikanth wo kabhi haaregi kya?
Pakistan tu toh gya aab..yanna raskala.

Dabanng’e Dialougue – By DHONI
Afridi aur Akhtar se darr nhi lagta Saahab
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Munaf aur Nehra se lagta hai…

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