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Ek Garib ne tajmahal ki hr diwar ko dekha Har minar ko dekha,

har khidki ko dekha Or bola

“Maa kasam sachi mohhobat me kharcha bahut hai…!!”

A little boy was doing his maths homework saying to himself, 2+5, the son of bitch is 7 3+6, the son of bitch is 9 His mother heared this and asked “What are you doing?” boy answered im doing my math’s homework. Mom: “And this is how your teacher taught you?” Boy: “Yes” Mother called teacher, “Are you teaching to children by saying 2+2, the son of bitch is 4?” teacher started laughing and answered ” What i taught them was, 2+2, the sum of which is 4″

‎=Classic bezti=

Boy 2 girl during fight: Mujh se panga na lena main sher ka bacha hu . . . girl: ek baat bta! sher ghar aya tha ya aunti jungle gai thi?

Shahrukh khan’s Ra.one a Great movie its really great fun. Must watch in cinema Today. These Jokes and photos just for fun and laugh buy only original CD and DVD.

Check out Funny Quotes, jokes, sms Ra.one funny photos, Raone Funny pics

1: Govt also declared 26th Oct as public holiday to celebrate the end of Ra1 promotions…! 2: Govt of India just announced Rs 50,000 relief to all those who watched RA1 . Rs.25,000 for those who left atinterval. 3: Breaking News…! Crocin, Disprin, Combiflam, Adol Panadol, Diclomol and all Headache Tablets Stock over after RA.ONE’s release 4: Salman to SRK after watchin…… Ra.One, “Mujh par ekehsaan karna, dubara aisi movie mat banana” 5:…

Diwali jokes, Funny jokes on diwali, IT Diwali jokes, Funny one liners for diwali, Deepavali jokes, Funny diwali jokes, Diwali jokes, Depawali jokes, Jokes on diwali

Aapko Diwali Mubarak Ho, Aapki Diwali Mangalmaye Ho.. Kintu Parantu ..I know its 2 early Bt I have thousands of beauties, hotties and smarties to wish… So I thougnt to finish AunTies & UncLes 1st

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Amitabh - mere paas rocket hai, shurli hai, chakri hai, murga bumb hai, anaar hai, tumhare paas kya hai? Shashi kapoor - mere paas maachis hai!:p

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Apun wishing u a wonderful, super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak, bole to…

Na jane kyu rhe rhe ke ek baat hume bahut satati hai, karwa chauth karti hai tumhari bibi umar humari kyu bad jati hai.”

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Purush Sangathan Janhit mein Jari Aap sabhi se anurodh hai Karwa Chauth ke din khud ko Apni patniyon se bacha ker rakhe Kyunki bhuki sherni or bhi khatarnak hoti hai Happy Karwa Chauth 2011

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Sabhi Vivahit bhaiyo Ko Yah suchit Kiya jata hai ki Aaj ke din Savdhani aur Dhiraj Se kaam leve… Bhuki Sherni Jyada Khatarnak Hoti hai

Happy Karvachauth

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Aaj mujhe aapka khaas intezaar hai, Ye din hai karvachauth ka.. Apki lambi umra ki mujhe darkaar…

Few Funny RakshaBandhan jokes, Hindi Rakhi Jokes collection

Aati Thi Jaathi Thi Hansti Thi, hansati thi Bhagati Thi, Bhagaati Thi Bolti Thi, Bulwati Thi Per aaj pata chala ki vah mujhe Rakhi bandhna chahti thi!

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Har ladki aapke liye bekarar hai, Har ladki ko aapka intezar hai, Ye apka koi kamal nahi hai mere bhai, Kuch din baad “RAKHI” ka tyohar hai.

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Meri khushi ka andaaza Lagana mushkil tha Par iske aage jo hua Woh batana bhi mushkil hai

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Payal chhankati ayee thi….. Payal chhankati chali gayee Main sindoor leke khada tha, Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee.

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Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume, Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho, Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye, tum mujhe kuch to commission…

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”

3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

4. Make…

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1. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book. 2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. …He is pushing the earth down. 3. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live. 4. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile. 5 Rajnikanth can divide by zero. 6. Rajnikant jokes…

Funny Jokes and Quotes on India VS Pakistan World Cup Semifinal Match.

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Jeet chukay ham her jang Ab yeh bazi bhi hamari hai Australia ko maar chukay Ab Pakistan ki baari hai…

India Chalega toh wat lagegi, india bolega toh wat laggi, India khelega toh wat laggi.

dudh mangege to kheer denge match mangege to cheer denge…

Dil manga to jaan denge aur match aur kashmir manga toh paki ko farrh denge

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